Eight Reasons me and Aly are PRIME.

1. alycat says: (4:49:21 PM)

your mom lmao'd!!

alycat says: (4:49:24 PM)

she roflmao'd!!!!

Jer says: (4:49:59 PM)

yeah

alycat says: (4:50:04 PM)

awesome

Jer says: (4:50:09 PM)

not only did she roflmao

Jer says: (4:50:21 PM)

she roflmao'd over me not having envelopes

alycat says: (4:50:32 PM)

she's easily roflmao'd

Jer says: (4:52:44 PM)

apparently so

2. Jer says: (6:43:19 PM)

help me come up with an idea for a short story.

tobias says: (6:43:53 PM)

batman falling in love with a fat chick

tobias says: (6:43:54 PM)

jk

Jer says: (6:44:02 PM)

:P

tobias says: (6:44:11 PM)

someone already wrote that~

Jer says: (6:44:16 PM)

this is why aly doesn't write.

3. Jer says: (9:50:45 PM)

OH MY GOD

Jer says: (9:50:48 PM)

my mac can talk

alyson says: (9:50:54 PM)

yes it can

alyson says: (9:50:57 PM)

it  can do anything, jeri

alyson says: (9:50:59 PM)

it's a MAC

4. Jer says: (12:01:49 PM)

jack layton got his BA at mcgill

alyson says: (12:03:00 PM)

so did my aunt

alyson says: (12:03:04 PM)

AND NOW SHE'S A LESBIAN

Jer says: (12:04:16 PM)

lol

Jer says: (12:04:26 PM)

jack layton isn't a lesbian.

Jer says: (12:04:29 PM)

so ha.

alyson says: (12:04:32 PM)

well he might be

5. Jer says: (4:04:21 PM)

i'm gonna make a omg i'd die to do him list

alyson is making cookies!!!!! says: (4:05:13 PM)

LOL

alyson is making cookies!!!!! says: (4:05:14 PM)

ok

alyson is making cookies!!!!! says: (4:05:15 PM)

mine

alyson is making cookies!!!!! says: (4:05:30 PM)

#1 christian bale

#2 christian bale

#3 christian bale

6. Jer says: (6:58:39 PM)

omg

Jer says: (6:58:48 PM)

i can't fit into my prom dress

Jer says: (6:58:53 PM)

i've gained weight!

Jer says: (6:59:13 PM)

oh i lied

Jer says: (6:59:17 PM)

i was just wearing a bra.

7. alyson says: (6:39:38 PM)

my boobs are inhibiting my dancing

Jer says: (6:39:42 PM)

hahahaha

alyson says: (6:40:29 PM)

they are jiggling too much IT IS DISTRACTING

Jer says: (6:40:33 PM)

hahahaha

Jer says: (6:40:39 PM)

your boobs are too huge!

alyson says: (6:40:57 PM)

I KNOW omg

8. Jer says: (6:07:44 PM)

they should put me in power

Jer says: (6:07:48 PM)

i'd set people straight

alyson says: (6:07:50 PM)

ME AS VP

Jer says: (6:07:53 PM)

lol

alyson says: (6:07:58 PM)

we'd make America sexy again

Jer says: (6:08:02 PM)

now OUR country would be fucked. :P

Jer says: (6:08:05 PM)

we'd be like

alyson says: (6:08:08 PM)

hahaa

Jer says: (6:08:32 PM)

okay everyone, just have sex, smoke pot and spend excessive amounts of money. everything will be just fine.

alyson says: (6:08:48 PM)

hahaha

Jer says: (6:08:54 PM)

you totally know it's true

alyson says: (6:09:00 PM)

"don't worry about the economy we'll just print more money you'll all get 10,000 in the mail LOL HAVE FUN"

aaaaaaaand yeah. I'm sorry for anyone who isn't us who doesn't get the utter amazingness of this post.