Book Review?

I don't know what to write.

Maybe I'll review a book I just finished reading. Remember Me by Sophie Kinsella.

It is the cheesiest, lamest, most unable-to-put-down book I have ever read, and I highly recommend it if you want something thoughtless to read that will make you laugh, cry, and wish your life was half as juicy.

I'm too lazy to go through the entire plot, but this girl wakes up, after having been in a car crash, and it turns out she's lost 3 years of her life to retrograde amnesia. The last thing she can remember is being 24 and really poor, unfashionable, and everything that goes with. She wakes up gorgeous and rich, with a super fine husband and her dream job. How does she go from one to the other? I guess you'll just have to read the book. Trust me, you won't be able to put it down.

UGHHH

WHY AM I NOT A MODEL?

oh yeah, b/c I'm 5'3.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO...

1. Larry King

2. Meg Ryan

3. Jodie Foster

4. ME!!!!!!!!

woot woot!

My Wishlist

1. A.P.C. Bow Skirt
$290.00

2. Chemistry Wool Dress
$40.00 approx.

3. Eley Kishimoto Ostrich Cardigan
$433.00



4. Paul Bettany
Priceless


Well, a girl can dream.

I am Small.

I am small.
Tiny. Miniature.
I walk through this world unnoticed
dodging blades of grass
as they move with the wind.

I have nothing to say.

I really don't. No crazy party stories, no exciting trips, no fun conversations.

I just felt like this blog deserved a post because one hasn't been made in a while.

Since I've already said nothing, I'll get back to my midterm studying now.

Obama 4 teh win!

Woo! I now have presidential earrings!

Eight Reasons me and Aly are PRIME.

1. alycat says: (4:49:21 PM)

your mom lmao'd!!

alycat says: (4:49:24 PM)

she roflmao'd!!!!

Jer says: (4:49:59 PM)

yeah

alycat says: (4:50:04 PM)

awesome

Jer says: (4:50:09 PM)

not only did she roflmao

Jer says: (4:50:21 PM)

she roflmao'd over me not having envelopes

alycat says: (4:50:32 PM)

she's easily roflmao'd

Jer says: (4:52:44 PM)

apparently so

2. Jer says: (6:43:19 PM)

help me come up with an idea for a short story.

tobias says: (6:43:53 PM)

batman falling in love with a fat chick

tobias says: (6:43:54 PM)

jk

Jer says: (6:44:02 PM)

:P

tobias says: (6:44:11 PM)

someone already wrote that~

Jer says: (6:44:16 PM)

this is why aly doesn't write.

3. Jer says: (9:50:45 PM)

OH MY GOD

Jer says: (9:50:48 PM)

my mac can talk

alyson says: (9:50:54 PM)

yes it can

alyson says: (9:50:57 PM)

it  can do anything, jeri

alyson says: (9:50:59 PM)

it's a MAC

4. Jer says: (12:01:49 PM)

jack layton got his BA at mcgill

alyson says: (12:03:00 PM)

so did my aunt

alyson says: (12:03:04 PM)

AND NOW SHE'S A LESBIAN

Jer says: (12:04:16 PM)

lol

Jer says: (12:04:26 PM)

jack layton isn't a lesbian.

Jer says: (12:04:29 PM)

so ha.

alyson says: (12:04:32 PM)

well he might be

5. Jer says: (4:04:21 PM)

i'm gonna make a omg i'd die to do him list

alyson is making cookies!!!!! says: (4:05:13 PM)

LOL

alyson is making cookies!!!!! says: (4:05:14 PM)

ok

alyson is making cookies!!!!! says: (4:05:15 PM)

mine

alyson is making cookies!!!!! says: (4:05:30 PM)

#1 christian bale

#2 christian bale

#3 christian bale

6. Jer says: (6:58:39 PM)

omg

Jer says: (6:58:48 PM)

i can't fit into my prom dress

Jer says: (6:58:53 PM)

i've gained weight!

Jer says: (6:59:13 PM)

oh i lied

Jer says: (6:59:17 PM)

i was just wearing a bra.

7. alyson says: (6:39:38 PM)

my boobs are inhibiting my dancing

Jer says: (6:39:42 PM)

hahahaha

alyson says: (6:40:29 PM)

they are jiggling too much IT IS DISTRACTING

Jer says: (6:40:33 PM)

hahahaha

Jer says: (6:40:39 PM)

your boobs are too huge!

alyson says: (6:40:57 PM)

I KNOW omg

8. Jer says: (6:07:44 PM)

they should put me in power

Jer says: (6:07:48 PM)

i'd set people straight

alyson says: (6:07:50 PM)

ME AS VP

Jer says: (6:07:53 PM)

lol

alyson says: (6:07:58 PM)

we'd make America sexy again

Jer says: (6:08:02 PM)

now OUR country would be fucked. :P

Jer says: (6:08:05 PM)

we'd be like

alyson says: (6:08:08 PM)

hahaa

Jer says: (6:08:32 PM)

okay everyone, just have sex, smoke pot and spend excessive amounts of money. everything will be just fine.

alyson says: (6:08:48 PM)

hahaha

Jer says: (6:08:54 PM)

you totally know it's true

alyson says: (6:09:00 PM)

"don't worry about the economy we'll just print more money you'll all get 10,000 in the mail LOL HAVE FUN"

aaaaaaaand yeah. I'm sorry for anyone who isn't us who doesn't get the utter amazingness of this post.

I love myself.

I love the things I do with my spare time. There's Obama.

and there's Biden.

And there's both of them.

I'm too awesome for my own good.

Throat

Everything hurts.

Actually, not everything anymore, just my throat. It's sore and swollen and I can barely swallow. I woke up 3 times last night because it was too swollen to swallow. Oh, and did I mention that it hurts?

Being sick sucks.